Genetic Researchers Identify "Donut" Gene - Say Vegetables Are On Their Way Out
Did you really think there was a gene that made donuts healthy? Especially after being innudated with April Fools' jokes all day long!
Not that we don't wish there actually was a gene that gave a donut the health benefits of say, an entire head of broccoli. Probably not something we'll see in the next 25-30 years though. We're betting hoverboards, flying cars and robot waiters will all be widely available before the whole healthy donut thing. We'll definitely keep you posted though.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!